Three Dallas Cowboys are in the backseat of a car. Who's the driver?

The cop of course!

Submitted 04-28-99 by Jimmy Lewis

What's the difference between Cheerios and the Dallas Cowboys?

Cheerios belong in a bowl!

Submitted 04-11-99 by Nate

''What is a Dallas Cowboy players idea of long odds?''

The State Of Texas vs.(insert Cowboy player here)

Submitted 01-03-99 by Jimmy Lewis

You may have seen that the "Head Goofus" (Jerry Jones) just dropped off the list of the 300 richest people in the country...

Guess that's what happens when you have to bail out a player or two most every day.

Submitted 11-28-98 by Will Oswalt

Three men of varying intellect die in a car crash and find themselves at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them, and tells them that although he is very busy, Albert Einstein has agreed to look after them until they can be processed.

Einstein introduces himself to the first man and asks, "What is your I.Q.?"

"162," replies the first man.

"Wonderful," says Einstein, "I shall enjoy discussing some of my theories on quantum physics with you."

Einstein asks the same question of the second man. "124," he replies.

"That is fantastic. I look forward to discussing math with you." Einstein says.

"47" says the third to the question.

Einstein slaps the man on the shoulder and says, "Well, how 'bout them Cowboys!"

Submitted 10-02-98 by Michael Chastain